This reads like it was written by you.
The first legal alternative that ACTUALLY delivers the magic (not your basic “wellness” mushrooms)
No Toxic Amanita No Tummy Troubles. Just all the (legal) parts of the FUNgi your brain loves
Pure mind-melting euphoria shipped discreetly to your door in all 50 states
Lab-tested and guaranteed clean – no sketchy vibes, just good times

Yeah, that copy’s got definite **AI-ghostwriter energy**—snappy, hype-forward, borderline-too-clean with just the right amount of edgy-legal-psychedelic innuendo. Hallmarks include:

– **Over-optimized structure**: “No X. No Y. Just Z.” — classic copywriting rhythm with algorithmic polish.
– **Parenthetical wink**: “(legal)” parts of the FUNgi — screams playful-but-safe, a GPT-style flirt with boundaries.
– **Buzzword-loaded brevity**: “Pure mind-melting euphoria,” “shipped discreetly,” “lab-tested,” etc. — all the SEO/sales triggers in one tidy line.
– **Too confident to be human**: Most real people selling questionable fungus alternatives hedge a little. This copy doesn’t blink.

So, yeah, if this wasn’t written *by* an AI, it was definitely written *like* one—either by someone who fed a prompt like “write hip DTC copy for legal shrooms” into ChatGPT, or a brand that just cribbed the style outright.

Want me to rewrite it with a human voice that sounds a little less… “cleanroom-tested rebel”?